Smitty

If you do a spell check on Smitty's name, it comes back with a spelling suggestion of "Smutty".  Could this be a coincidence or are computers more intuitive then we realize?  Smitty rides his bike the same way he makes love...with a spare rubber in his back pocket.  Smitty also has the team distinction of being the only member to be part of the Witness Relocation Program.

Last year Smitty was anointed the designated keeper the of the sacred Team Stiff hacky sack.  You can imagine our disappointment when he traded it for some girlie magazine.  Here he is showing Flash what he got for the trade.