Schwenke

Everyone on Team Stiff, and indeed around the world looks up to Schwenke with quiet awe.  When posed with a moral dilemma, team members often ask, "What would Schwenke do?"  It is also customary to yell "Schwenke!" when a team member panics.  Team members also say "Schwenke" when getting their picture taken.

Schwenke is well known for his tent-pitching skills.  What's his secret?  Get the Stiffy chicks to pitch it for him.