Rob            Check out the party pics from Rob's wedding.

Rob was raised by the electronic babysitter.  As an "adult", Rob has acquired some other hobbies called biking and drinking, but he doesn't let his hobbies tear him away from his favorite shows on the Cartoon Network.

Rob's hero is Ponce de Leon.  Rob has a theory that Ponce de Leon was the first person to trade beads for boobs, and works hard to perpetuate this time honored tradition.  Rob's bike is named Scratchy.

  Rob's alter ego

If you would like to become more like Rob, (and who doesn't), you must first learn two simple mannerisms.

  The "Let me think about this" look.                          The "I don't have a freakin' clue" look.

Once you learn these two mannerisms, and memorize every "homerism" ever written, you too can be a virtual Rob clone.