Once
upon a time a bitter feud existed between Team Stiff
and Team Budweiser. Then the idea arose that the feud could be ended if
the two teams inter-married. The decision was made that Joanne from Team
Budweiser would "take one for the team" and be sacrificed to marry Brian of Team
Stiff. Peace, harmony and good ole drunken times have existed between the two teams
ever since. And they all lived happily ever after.