Brian
Once upon a time a bitter feud existed between Team Stiff and Team Budweiser. Then the idea arose that the feud could be ended if the two teams inter-married. The decision was made that Joanne from Team Budweiser would "take one for the team" and be sacrificed to marry Brian of Team Stiff. Peace, harmony and good ole drunken times have existed between the two teams ever since. And they all lived happily ever after.