Nate
Nate has many aliases, (a.k.a, Nautilus, Porn-stache, Goose, and the Biking Viking).
The League of American Bicyclists once described Nate's cycling skills as the biggest disappointment to hit the streets since the AMC Pacer.
Nate has many fans who call themselves Byromaniacs. How did Nate become such a huge celebrity? Nobody really knows, but we suspect it's the Zsa Zsa Gabor Effect. He is simply famous for being famous. This effect has led to an unbridled ego, as Nate is now lobbying his hometown to change its name after him.